🌵 Help Us Pimp Our Prickly Ride! 🌵
Adopt a Plant — Fuel a Van Makeover!
The Classy Cactus Farm van needs a serious glow-up — and we need 300 of our most loyal plant lovers (yes, you) to help us make it happen.
For just $20, you can adopt your choice of:
🟢 A Moss Ball (a low-maintenance, high-personality aquatic pet)
🦟 A Carnivorous Plant (because plants that eat things are cooler)
🌵 Or a Succulent (nature’s version of a cactus cuddle)
Adoption Perks:
✨ Certificate of Adoption (bragging rights included)
✨ Critter-style cage for your new plant friend
✨ The warm, fuzzy feeling of helping us pimp our prickly ride
Pick-up your new plant baby at Classy Cactus Farm
OR
Ship it straight to your door (yes, we ship plant love).
🔥 Don’t leave us stuck in a naked van — adopt a plant, and let’s get this ride looking as fresh as your succulent collection!