🌵🎤 Cactus & Comedy Night
Friday, Sept 26 @ 8PM
At Classy Cactus Succulent Bar — where the plants are cute, the drinks are cold (from Middle Ground Brewing), and the jokes are just dirty enough.
Get ready to laugh so hard your cactus might need a splash guard. We’re serving up a night full of hilarious comedians, weird plant energy, and a vibe that screams, “therapy who?”
🎟️ Ticket Options:
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🎟️ Early Bird General Admission – $20
(Save $5 if you’re the type who plans ahead like a responsible adult.) -
🌟 VIP Ticket – Comes with all the extras!
Includes:
👜 A Classy Cactus swag bag
🪴 A bougie little succulent paired with a tiny gnome who may or may not judge you
🍹 2 drink tickets (yes, we believe in hydration… and good decisions)
💸 Special coupons to make your future plant purchases feel like a steal
🔥 DOUBLE THE CHAOS? YES PLEASE.
Wanna go full-send into cactus-fueled madness?
Bundle this with Trashy Cactus Night the Friday before (Sept 19) and make it two weekends of wild:
- 💃 Trashy Cactus Night (Sept 19): The night we let loose. Plant your own chaotic masterpiece and embrace your inner glittery hot mess. The one night we bring out the dirtier than normal plant signs and planters! You’ll pick out your dirty (or clean) planter and plant. Live music, food trucks and more!
- 😂 Cactus & Comedy Night (Sept 26): Belly laughs. Prickly jokes. Surprisingly emotional gnomes.
💥 Two Fridays. Two ridiculous events. One slightly confused cactus community.
🎫 Grab your tickets now! Because who wouldn’t want to spend their Friday night sipping, snorting, and possibly snuggling a succulent?
PLEASE NOTE: NO PHYSICAL TICKETS WILL BE EMAILED OR MAILED TO YOU. WHEN CHECKING IN THE NIGHT OF THE EVENT LET US KNOW WHAT NAME THE RESERVATION WAS PLACED UNDER.
CANCELLATION POLICY: No cash refunds will be issued. Tickets can be transferred to another event or store credit can be issued via a digital gift card. MUST notify us by 10:00am the day of the event.